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Gilmore Girls S04 - Clip 01. Season 4: Clip 1
Luke vs. Lawyers: Round 1+2!
- RUSSELL: I'm Russell Bynes. I'm with (More) Season 4: Clip 1
Luke vs. Lawyers: Round 1+2!
- RUSSELL: I'm Russell Bynes. I'm with Blodgett, Sage, Albet, Pettruccio, Stein, Lemming, and Stein, attorneys for Nicole Diana Leahy.
- LUKE: And the sun just went down, thanks for coming.
- RUSSELL: Pardon me?
- LUKE: You're wasting your time. I had a simple question, where do I sign? It didn't require a personal visit.
- RUSSELL: Whoa, whoa, there's no place to sign because this is just a document informing the defendant of the type of action being filed.
- LUKE: What are you talking about? Who's the defendant?
- RUSSELL: You are.
- LUKE: Oh my God.
- RUSSELL: Didn't you read the papers?
- LUKE: Yeah, the Red Sox lost by three, Bush is at the ranch chatting up a Swiss dude.
- RUSSELL: The divorce papers.
- LUKE: I know what you meant. Look, I didn't kill anyone. Nicole and I just kind of accidentally got married and now we want out. We both want the same thing.
- RUSSELL: Don't try to play me, MR. Danes.
- LUKE: I'm too busy for this.
- RUSSELL: Fine, because I should just be dealing with your legal representation.
- LUKE: I don't believe this.
- RUSSELL: Not giving us your lawyer's information is only going to prolong the process.
- LUKE: Okay, if I give you my lawyer's name, will you leave?
- RUSSELL: I will leave.
- LUKE: Okay, you ready?
- RUSSELL: Yes.
- LUKE: His name is Don Dewey. He works at the firm of Dewey. . .
- RUSSELL: Dewey.
- LUKE: Cheatham. . .
- RUSSELL: Cheatham.
- LUKE: And Howe.
- RUSSELL: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. That was very immature.
- LUKE: Yeah, well, tickled me.
- RUSSELL: My bosses are gonna wanna hear this.
- LUKE: Oh, come on, they've heard that one before. Oh, hey, if you want Don's number, it's 555-5555.
- MR. STEIN 1: MR. Danes, a marriage contract is a contract just like any other.
- MR. STEIN 2: As the higher wage earner, Nicole wants a fair settlement.
- LUKE: But I want nothing from her, so there's nothing to settle, MR. . . what's your name again?
- MR. STEIN 1: My name is Stein.
- LUKE: I thought you were Stein.
- MR. STEIN 2: I'm Stein as well.
- LUKE: Well, then I'm confused.
- MR. BLODGETT: MR. Danes, I'm an impatient man, I'm a busy man, I'm a sensible man, I'm a skeptical man.
- LUKE: Oh, you're four different men, huh? Well, are they all named Stein, too?
- MR. BLODGETT: If there's one thing I've learned in this business, it's that no one wants nothing.
- MR. STEIN 2: Why won't you hire a lawyer?
- LUKE: Why? Because lawyers waste time and money. They're needless middlemen who slither into people's lives when they're at their most vulnerable so they can clamp on and suck like leeches until everyone but them is distraught and penniless.
- MR. STEIN 1: Well, I can see why the marriage went bad.
- MR. BLODGETT: Here's fair warning,
MR. Danes - if you don't hire a lawyer, you could wind up getting absolutely nothing.
- LUKE: That's what I want!
- LUKE: They're gonna multiply like the matrix.
- LORELAI: Oh, well. . .
- MR. BLODGETT: Who's this?
- LUKE: This is Lorelai.
- MR. STEIN 1: Are you an attorney?
- LUKE: No, she's carbon-based.
- LUKE: MR. Blodgett, Steins one and two, there you go.
- MR. STEIN 1: Your choice of character witness does nothing to allay our concerns.
- LORELAI: Sorry. [goes back to the counter]
- MR. BLODGETT: The bottom line, time. If we do not receive a response in this matter, we're just going to have to kick this up a notch.
- LUKE: Okay, there is something I want, but I've been holding back.
- MR. BLODGETT: As we suspected.
- MR. STEIN 2: Let's hear it.
- LUKE: Okay, you know Nicole and I went on a cruise, right?
- MR. STEIN 2: Oh boy.
- MR. STEIN 1: Oh yeah.
- LUKE: Well, the first night on the boat we, uh, went to see an act that everyone was raving about. We go in, sit down, they close the door. Turned out to be a guy playing musical drinking glasses. You know, with the half-filled cups that give off different tones. He played Mozart, and I swear I could hear Mozart banging on his coffin. Out of politeness, we stayed, and there went an hour of our lives. Next night, the sign in front of the theater said the entertainment for the night was a guy singing the songs of Sinatra. We verified with the guy at the door, the songs of Frank Sinatra, right? Not Tina, not Frank Jr., not Bill Sinatra, but Ol' Blue Eyes. "Yes," he says. "It's like Frank come to life." We go in, sit down, they close the door. Then they announce that the guy singing Sinatra is sick and the glass-playing guy is filling in. Out he comes, there's goes another hour. Next night, we meet a nice couple while walking the Lido Deck. Had some nice conversation, so we have dinner with th
- MR. BLODGETT: We'll have to confer on this.
- MR. STEIN 1: Maybe do a productivity study.
- LUKE: Yeah, get Blobb, Fromm and Pinnuccio in there, too. (Less)
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