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Impressions - Davo Style Impersonations
List:
1. Tigger
2. Jack Nicholson
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger (More) Impersonations
List:
1. Tigger
2. Jack Nicholson
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger
5. George W. Bush (done twice)
6. Bill Clinton (done twice)
7. Eddie Murphy
8. Richard Nixon
9. John F. Kennedy
The Simpsons
10. Homer Simpson (aged 6)
11. Middle Aged Abe Simpson
12. Grandpa Simpson
13. Homer Simpson
14. Krusty
15. Cleutus
16. German Power Plant Boss
17. Mr Burns
18. Smithers
19. Principal Skinner
20. Dr. Hibbert
21. Kent Brockman
22. McBain
23. Reverend Lovejoy
24. Ned Flanders
25. Jasper
26. Otto Mann
27. Troy McClure
28. Yesss man
29. Captain McCallister
30. Squeeky voiced teen
31. Lyle Lanley (Monorail episode)
32. Mayor Quimby
33. Snake
34. Lou
35. Chief Wiggum
36. Comic Book Guy
37. Shelbyville boy
38. Bart Simpson
39. Martin Prince
40. Jimbo Jones
41. Groundskeeper Willie
42. Professor Frink
43. Kirk Van Houten
44. Embarassing Power Plant Representative
45. Lionel Hutz
46. Fat Tony
47. Dr. Nick
48. Carl
South Park
49. Mr Mackey
50. Maphesto
51. Mr Garrison
52. Stan
53. Kyle
54. Eric Cartman
55. Timmy
56. Chef
57. Mr Hankey
58. Special Ed (Crank Yankers)
Family Guy
59. Peter Griffin
60. Chris Griffin
61. Stewie Griffin
62. Herbert the old pervert
63. Glen Quagmire
64. Bert
65. Ernie
66. Elmo
67. Cookie Monster
68. Miss Piggy
69. Kermit the Frog
70. Elma Fudd
71. Bugs Bunny
72. The mad hatter (Alice in wonderland)
73. Daffy Duck
74. Yoda
75. Robin Williams
76. Butthead
77. Beavis
78. Principle McVictor
79. Richard Dean Anderson (Stargate SG1)
80. General Hammond (Stargate SG1)
81. Jim Carrey (Dumb & Dumber)
82. Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 2)
83. Jackie Chan (Rush Hour 2)
84. Christopher Walken
85. Jim Caviezel (as John Sullivan)
86. Dennis Quaid (as Frank Sullivan)
87. Keanu Reeves (as Thomas Anderson)
88. Hugo Weaving (as Agent Smith)
89. Snagglepuss
90. Bridgette Wilson (as Veronica Vaughn)
91. Adam Sandler (as Billy Madison)
92. Ray Ramano
93. Steve Irwin (The Croc Hunter)
94. Bobo (Fat Pizza)
95. Habib (Fat Pizza)
96. Pauly (Fat Pizza)
97. Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
98. George Kelly (Bubba - forest gump)
99. Tom Hanks (as Forrest Gump)
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Gonna see daddy - In October of 1996 Sir Laurence Gardner, the Histographer Royal to the house of Stewart and a (More) In October of 1996 Sir Laurence Gardner, the Histographer Royal to the house of Stewart and a prominent sovereign and chivalric genealogist, produced a powerful and sometimes persuasive volume tracing the lineage of Stewarts back to the alleged children of Jesus. In Bloodline of the Holy Grail, he had claimed that Christ married Mary Magdeline and argued that their children carried the royal blood of the House of David; therefore, anyone descending from these people had the blessing of divine powers to rule. A year ago, he continued his quest for the ultimate origins of Jesus, and he made controversial claims that stretch the power of imagination and slip into the dangerous realm of extraterrestrial visitation. In Genesis of the Grail Kings, Gardner claims evidence that the royal bloodline descends ultimately from the Biblical Cain, whose sons were of extraterrestrial persuasion. Gardner spoke about them in a speech: "They were the true Sons of the Gods, who were fed firstly on Anunnaki Star Fire from about 3800 BC and, subsequently, on 'high-spin' metal supplements from about 2000 BC. In short, they were bred to be leaders of humankind, and they were both mentally and physically maintained in the 'highward' state: the ultimate dimension of the missing 44 per cent -- the dimension of the Orbit of Light, or the Plane of Sharon." THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE The meaning of those enigmatic statements will become plain soon enough. Gardner develops his thesis with almost encyclopedic detail. Gardner's treatise runs 316 pages, but the argument is available as an on-line lecture, and it is from this that we shall quote Gardner in his own words. He informs the audience that "Genesis of the Grail Kings concentrates on Old Testament times, particularly on the early stories from the books of Genesis and Exodus." Already we have a problem because Gardner is taking the Biblical stories to be something more than fable and something less than truth. He seems to see them as a conspiracy designed to obscure the truth with a quasi-religious message superimposed over an ancient record of alien visits: "the Old Testament scriptures were designed to uphold the emergent Hebrew faith, rather than to represent historical fact." He says that the Old Testament does not accurately portray the ancient past, yet paradoxically, he claims to know what that hidden past is. Gardner begins with an excellent description of the origins of the Hebrew faith as a mixture of heretical Egyptian sun-worshippers and remnants of the ancient Sumerian belief-system: "the definitions God and Lord are used and intermixed throughout as if they referred to the same Jehovah character, but originally they did not. One was a vengeful god (a people suppressor [sic]), and the other was a social god (a people supporter)." It is perhaps the most infuriating part of Gardner's scholarship, that he mixes what would otherwise be genuinely revolutionary theories on the origin of Judaism with less than scientific beliefs. His summary of the fusion of the Sumerian gods Enki and Enlil to form the composite known as Jehovah (YHWH) is first-rate, if speculative. Then he goes on to argue that "the first King of the Messianic succession was the biblical Cain(Kain), head of the Sumerian House of Kish." From him, everyone from David to Jesus to today Duke of Albany descend. Cain, of course, was the son of Adam and Eve, who "were purpose-bred for kingship by Enki and his sister-wife Nîn-khursag. This took place at a 'creation chamber' which the Sumerian annals refer to as the House of Shimtî." There, Gardner says, Adam and Eve "were created from human ova fertilized by Lord Enki." Needless to say, there is no evidence to support the idea that Enki was in any way real, nor is there evidence that Adam and Eve, if they existed at all, were genetically engineered by Enki. By linking the Bibilical God to the Sumerian pantheon, Gardner can then equate the Elohim to the signature assembly of the Sumerians, the Annunaki. These deities gained prominence in the 1970s when Robert Temple equated them to the orbital period of the stars of the binary Sirius system and Zecharia Sitchin claimed that they were aliens from a trans-Plutonian planet and created man as a slave race to mine gold. For Gardner, the Anunnaki provide the crucial link between the mythological gods of Sumeria and the Old Testament narrative: "In fact, the Grand Assembly of the Anunnaki (later called the Court of the Elohim) is actually mentioned in the Old Testament's Psalm No. 82, wherein Jehovah makes his bid for supreme power over the other gods." For the record, that Psalm states "God has taken his place in the divine council; in the midst of the gods he holds judgment. (Revised Standard Version)" He then berates the council for unjust actions and threatens them with death... (Less)
44 Bart en la jungla 
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44 Bart en la jungla
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