01 Cold as Ice .mp3
2009-05-09 - extension: mp3 - size: 3 MB
01 Cold as Ice
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Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" Well everyone, here is another classic I researched online. If you get a chance, go search Jizz in (More) Well everyone, here is another classic I researched online. If you get a chance, go search Jizz in My Pants on youtube. Adam Sandberg & Justin Timberlake did a remarkable sketch. This video here was a remake of that video. The timing, lyrics, video, music, was done to perfection. I wanted to give full credit to the ladies who conceived this video. Great Job & Thank you - Allen Elfman http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. We thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. A few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http://pantlessknights.com support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com and here's a link to download the free mp3! http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymo... CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis Beat by Ranidu Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel LYRICS: Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom I turn away, you start to pout AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse Help me please, I could use a towel cause I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Th (Less)
Honky Tonk Bars (J.Brent©2006) Honky Tonk Bars<br /> J.Brent (3:26)<br />Saturday night I was <br /> (More) Honky Tonk Bars<br /> J.Brent (3:26)<br />Saturday night I was <br /> headin’ for Denver in a beat-up hunk o’ junk<br /> When whoops! Aw dammit! The engine went BOOM<br /> And the fricking tranny went clunk<br /> There I was standing <br /> on the side of the road<br /> I was contemplatin’ my doom, Then I saw a sign!<br /> "Ice Cold Beer" and just twenty bucks for a room<br />I hitched up my jeans <br /> and walked on in<br /> There's this waitress just as cute as could be<br /> I said "Hey, Honey mama whatcha been doing?"<br /> She said she’d been waiting for me!<br />Here I thought it <br /> was the end of the line<br /> But it’s a new beginning I see<br /> Well, bless my luck, we hopped in her truck<br /> And she kissed me tenderly<br />Honky Tonk Bars<br /> Cowgirls and Hot Rod cars<br /> We’ll get drunk and dance all night long till the<br /> band packs up their guitars, oh yeah<br />Honky Tonk Bars<br /> Boys smokin’ cheap cigars<br /> Spend my whole life and all of my money in<br /> Honky Tonk Bars<br />(fiddle solo, piano solo)<br />Honey and me we drove <br /> on down <br /> to the hottest spot in town<br /> It was The Hub, I think. We knocked back a drink, then<br /> Honey bought the next round!<br />We got to dancin’ <br /> I was thinkin’ romancin’<br /> I’d forgot all about my damn car<br /> But I was getting the eye from this big hairy guy<br /> at the other end of the bar<br />To my dismay he started <br /> movin’ our way<br /> He was snortin’ like a charging bull<br /> He said "Back off Jack, I’m Billy Jim Earle<br /> ain’t NObody touches my girl!"<br />Well, now I knew <br /> it was the end of the line<br /> ‘Cause he was blocking my way to the door<br /> But HONEY jumped up and kicked him in the nuts<br /> And left him lying there on the floor<br />Honky Tonk Bars<br /> Cowgirls and Hot Rod cars<br /> We’ll get drunk and dance all night long till the<br /> band packs up their guitars, oh yeah<br />Honky Tonk Bars<br /> Them boys smokin’ cheap cigars<br /> I’ll spend my whole life and all of my money in Honky Tonk Bars. Personnel<br />Jeff Brent: singer, <br /> fiddle, bull fiddle, gitfiddles, 88's -<br /> Mike Davidson: drums<br /> - Billy Jim Earle: Phil <br /> O'Keefe<br /> - backing vocals: Bev <br /> & Randa (Less)
cold as ice.mp3
2009-12-12 - extension: mp3 - size: 3 MB
cold as ice.mp3
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