Sponsored results
05 Even Better Than The Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 2 MB date: 2012-03-05
Source title: 05 even better than the real thing mp3 - free download from 4shared -
05 Even Better Than The Real Thing
http://www.4shared.net/download/6iTTlvCUj32CRU6eKVuw2n/05-Even-Better-Than-The-Real-Thing.html
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 7 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
09 Even Better Than The Real Thing (live).mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 5 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
09 Even Better Than The Real Thing (live)
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
Video results for:even better than the real thing mp3 
Alvin and the Chipmunks-The Real Slim Shady Lyrics:
[Eminem]
May I have your attention (More) Lyrics:
[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up (Less)
JoePro - So Real Part improv, part fragmented verses, all put (More) Part improv, part fragmented verses, all put together and recorded in less than an hour.
Free mp3 download:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/111827995a117eb9/
Another recent song: "Unsung": http://www.zshare.net/audio/107079399ce59b5f/
"So Real" Lyrics:
I'm like a fucking budding flower with the dew drops still on me
you can pick me up and flaunt me if you want to
I'm sitting here, so unknown, so ungrown
with so much going for me and so much to go
Ive got so much life in me, life that hasnt even surfaced
Ive got worlds of life in me, galaxies and universes
Ive got so much time its fucking beautiful, Im just a kid
I still have yet to begin, no'n to lose, so much to win
but I feel like I'm fucking going insane
through the pain and strain of feeling my hope drain
I feel now like I can't possibly succeed
at ANY fucking thing I try
is this the way the world hangs out people to dry?
are you telling me I shouldn't even try?
cause for so much blinding hope and huge attempts
I'm pretty much still in the same place in any sense
and its gotten to the point where my fragmented thoughts
can only stay out of insanity by banging on pots
by clinging to some shred of a beat
so I can keep telling myself I've still got something ahead of me
but what can you do to change a world that ignores you
it would even be better if it deplores you
so at least you're making a difference at least you've been aknowledged
you ain't just being sucked into the monotonous scheme of college
I aint just the realest rapper, Im the realest person you'll ever meet
I aint a picture perfect image encased in gems so fresh and neat,
the way you see me in videos is the same as in person,
I dont wear a different suit for the million different shots or the verses
what is this rhyming this rapping
this need to write
the need to accomplish enormous feats of might
this need to hear and see and touch and taste beauty
this need to succeed is above all my duty
this need to put beats down on the sheet
and feel 'em rip through the surface and come alive for me
Im describing it as best I can
but my mind works a million miles an hour faster than my hand
ITS SO FRESH BECAUSE ITS REAL, SO REAL BECAUSE ITS FRESH
just wait for me to get this dark and heavy shit off my chest
and you'll hear the rest, like you never imagined rap
how bout that, its all about emotions, in fact
so how far away are we...
from this new deity
IM OVERDUE still approaching so belatedly
Just listen to my music, i dont care if you know the sense in it
or if it just gives you a thrill because of how intense it is
or because of whichever part of your life it gives emphasis
but it makes you real no matter for what reason you intended it
I dont need drugs I got my own special recipe
I get high spinning the beats about my destiny
but its a physical addiction, it controls the rest of me
governed by necessity it holds me so messily
This need: the need to feel the beat beneath my feet
to stand alone in a valley with the beat surrounding me
to go alone to the moon and to the bottom of the sea
it awakens all other passions I've never even seen
I CAN FEEL IT WANTING TO BE FUCKING ERUPTING OUT OF ME
but a line is only a single pebble in the pond surrounding me
SO FUCKING LET IT BURST I DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS RESOUNDINGLY
So strap me to the table and attach the cords
and turn the knobs up all the way
I've fought with so many different swords
I could die or get born today (Less)
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 10 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
U2 Even Better Than The Real Thing (Sexy Dub Mix).mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 6 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
U2 Even Better Than The Real Thing (Sexy Dub Mix)
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
U2 Even Better Than The Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 5 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
U2 Even Better Than The Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
01 Even Better Than the Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 8 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
01 Even Better Than the Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
Even Better Than the Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 3 MB date: 2012-01-15
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
Even Better Than the Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing.mp3
4shared.com ext: .mp3 10 MB date: 2011-07-11
Source title: even better than the real thing - 4shared.com download free
02 Even Better Than The Real Thing
http://search.4shared.com/q/CCwD/1/music/mp3/even+better+than+the+real+thing
Sponsored results
All sites 
