Avatar, A Rockstar Parody
You can get the MP3 from (More) You can get the MP3 from http://www.rezzable.net/Avatar/ Avatar, A Rockstar Parody By Foolish Frost With Apologies to Nickelback I'm through with living real life Cause nobody cares, And workin my job That's going nowhere Ya know Real life ain't Quite the way I want it to be Tell me what you want. I want a virtual home In my very own sim And a harem I can have Cybersex with And enough linden cash for Anything I'm gonna need Yeah? So tell me what you Need. I'll need a SexGen bed With every move And enough sexballs To keep my groove Gettin every X-cite bit That's ever been made for me Been there, Done That. I want a skybox so high I'll live next to god And to learn how to build Without trying too hard So that everybody's gonna Have to come to me So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name 'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars And the girls come easy And they put out fast Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask? And we'll all hang out At the Elbow Room Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair And... Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar I wanna be loved like I'm a part of the FIC Power like Anshe Chung Without all of the dick Have every single newbie Tell me how great I've got to be Wanna to be my friend? I'm gonna dress my avi With the best of skins Learn to script and pose with lotsa passion Watch me make shit better than Anything you've ever seen So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name 'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars Where the girls come easy And they put out fast Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask? And we'll hang out In the Elbow Room Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair And we'll all build a place We can all lay back Like an S&M dungeon With the private rack All the girls asking me With the lurid grin Cause they all know I'm the master of Sin Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar I'm gonna slap those pixles On PG land Not gonna verify Till I get myself banned Gonna push around Lindens Gonna crash some sims Gonna hack the servers On my every whim 'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars The girls come easy And they put out fast Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask? And we'll hang out In the Elbow Room Wanderin every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair And we'll build a place We can all lay back Like an S&M dungeon With a private rack All the girls asking for me With a lurid grin Cause they all know I'm the master of Sin Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar... Written and Sung by Foolish Frost With apologies to Nickelback... Thanks to Botany Black: You'll always be my 'Cool Avatar'... http://www.Rezzable.com (Less)