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Avatar, A Rockstar Parody You can get the MP3 from (More) You can get the MP3 from http://www.rezzable.net/Avatar/
Avatar, A Rockstar Parody
By Foolish Frost
With Apologies to Nickelback
I'm through with living real life
Cause nobody cares,
And workin my job
That's going nowhere
Ya know Real life ain't
Quite the way I want it to be
Tell me what you want.
I want a virtual home
In my very own sim
And a harem I can have
Cybersex with
And enough linden cash for
Anything I'm gonna need
Yeah? So tell me what you Need.
I'll need a SexGen bed
With every move
And enough sexballs
To keep my groove
Gettin every X-cite bit
That's ever been made for me
Been there, Done That.
I want a skybox so high
I'll live next to god
And to learn how to build
Without trying too hard
So that everybody's gonna
Have to come to me
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade real life
For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair
And pick out a name
'Cause we all just
Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land
Driving cybered-up cars
And the girls come easy
And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys
But hey who gonna ask?
And we'll all hang out
At the Elbow Room
Wander every sexsim
Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe
Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And... Hey, hey,
I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey,
I wanna be an avatar
I wanna be loved like
I'm a part of the FIC
Power like Anshe Chung
Without all of the dick
Have every single newbie
Tell me how great I've got to be
Wanna to be my friend?
I'm gonna dress my avi
With the best of skins
Learn to script and pose
with lotsa passion
Watch me make shit better than
Anything you've ever seen
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade real life
For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair
And pick out a name
'Cause we all just
Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land
Driving cybered-up cars
Where the girls come easy
And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys
But hey who gonna ask?
And we'll hang out
In the Elbow Room
Wander every sexsim
Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe
Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll all build a place
We can all lay back
Like an S&M dungeon
With the private rack
All the girls asking me
With the lurid grin
Cause they all know
I'm the master of Sin
Hey, hey,
I wanna be an avatar
I'm gonna slap those pixles
On PG land
Not gonna verify
Till I get myself banned
Gonna push around Lindens
Gonna crash some sims
Gonna hack the servers
On my every whim
'Cause we all just
Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land
Driving cybered-up cars
The girls come easy
And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys
But hey who gonna ask?
And we'll hang out
In the Elbow Room
Wanderin every sexsim
Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe
Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll build a place
We can all lay back
Like an S&M dungeon
With a private rack
All the girls asking for me
With a lurid grin
Cause they all know
I'm the master of Sin
Hey, hey,
I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar...
Written and Sung by Foolish Frost
With apologies to Nickelback...
Thanks to Botany Black:
You'll always be my 'Cool Avatar'...
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Smosh - Boxman An original music video created by Anthony Padilla (More) An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals).
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LYRICS:
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin this here rap for your safety
so all you kids dont mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f---ing Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desparate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3) (Less)
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