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Extremely Negative Review: Twilight Princess I am bored enough to continue making reviews. This time it's Twilight Princess.
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(More) I am bored enough to continue making reviews. This time it's Twilight Princess.
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No one seemed to really care about my past review but I guess I don't really care. I'm only doing it to have fun so your opinion doesn't make me too sad. As such I don't care who hates me and shall now make all the Zelda fans turn on me. Though I guess should start out by saying that I love the series but hate this game.
Many fans hated the Wind Waker for it's graphical style but I loved it for the style, the story, the fun yet easy gameplay, and just the overall experience. With most people saying Wind Waker was the weakest Zelda title yet, I jumped for joy when people were saying Twilight Princess was a return to the good days of Zelda.
Then I played it.
Twilight Princess is about a boy named Link who gets wrapped up in this evil plot to destroy Hyrule by some wizard. He must gather three shards of some magical thing, fight the wizard, journey to a dark world where he turns into a wolf, and then fight the final boss who's thrown in at the last second, slapping the face of everyone who was hoping for an original final boss.
...Waitaminute! This sounds kinda similar... Hmm A Link to the Past is about a boy named Link who gets wrapped up in this evil plot to destroy Hyrule by some Wizard and must gather three amulets and fight the wizard and journey into a dark world where he turns into a bunny and- OMG NINTENDO are you calling Twilight Princess NEW? Well the story sure isn't. So much of it was copied from A Link to the Past. You even use a mirror to journey into the dark world in BOTH games! Can you not come up with something original Nintendo? Even I can!
The gameplay is pretty much Wind Waker with a taller Link, no sailing, horseback riding over baren wastelands that have little to no activity in them, journeying through easy to solve dungeons and fighting bosses who hold up signs saying "Hit me three times to kill me." It's pretty much nothing new. Sure you can transform into a wolf but the wolf is bland and gimmicky and could have been much better executed but instead just prances around like a model going "aren't I beautiful?"
The new weapons are pretty cool. There's a top, a stick that commands rocks, and a giant Pac Man on a leash. None are in the game long enough to be fun or a real addition to the game. You're still using the same Master Sword over and over on waves of suicidal enemies who can't seem to grasp that "Hey my buddy couldn't stand a chance against that guy! I better hightail it to the nearest bar and hope my boss doesn't catch me!"
It's not a horrible game but it's definitely not what I was expecting when I heard people say it was the Zelda game that they've been waiting for. All that seems better than the Wind Waker is that it is longer but the experience isn't too enjoyable so I didn't want it to last so long. The rest of the world seems to be glad that it looks realistic style again to which I say "You bloody idiots! Can't you appreciate artistic style?" No I'm not British but that sounds like the kind of thing to say.
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I've never actually played that amulets game nor do I know if it's even really a game. I just used the image. :D (Less)
He Is Legend on TopspotUSA.com Topspotusa.com met up with the guys from He is Legend. We talk about their new album "It Hates (More) Topspotusa.com met up with the guys from He is Legend. We talk about their new album "It Hates You" and how tours are like doughnuts. (Less)
It Hates You
2009-07-13 - extension: rar - size: 81 MB
It Hates You
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