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Irish Ecstasy 
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Irish Ecstasy
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Fags for the memories There's no rubbish bins anymore at the train stations
But the terrorists aren't Irish (More) There's no rubbish bins anymore at the train stations
But the terrorists aren't Irish now, apparently they're all Asians.
We were told to fear the Russians and now it's the Bin Ladens
We used to have backyards but now it's decking and terraced gardens.
We lived in the outskirts and went into town
Now for some reason it's the other way around
Out of town shopping and city centre dwelling
Urban living and suburban selling.
It's all Ikea now and C.G.I.
Time's running out for Rolf and M.F.I.
It's 2 n half quid a pint or 3 quid for a coffee
But I can't smoke a fag with me beer unless I stand outside the offy,
But then I'll get an asbo for hanging round me local
Cos being outdoors with me friends is very anti-social.
Where there's blame there's now a claim
J'accuse pop idol of peddling fame
It's not what you can do or even who you know
It's only what they can get from you to boost the ratings of their show
Christmas number 1 is the carrot that they'll dangle
"Is your Granny dieing? That'd give us an angle!"
Me mums got bird flu, me dad's got S.A.R.S.
I've carved your name in me arm, look at all those scars
I took to the razor, I had to do something vile
It was the only thing I could think of to get on Jeremy Kyle
Look at me mum, I'm on the box
Touching me cock and showing me socks
Took a D.N.A. test and lie detector
Me girlfriends got chlamydia but I swear I didn't infect her.
But there's hundreds of channels now that need to be filled
There's music for the teens and shopping for the weak willed
Cartoons for the toddlers, cars and comedy for 'Dave'
There's pixelated tits and muff for the sexually depraved
4x4s guzzling the oil that causes wars on foreign soils
Me TomTom's broke now I'm stuck on the drive
I've only got an A-Z, I'll never arrive
I've got WiFi, Sky plus and unlimited texts
It's amazing what you can afford when you consolidate your debts
The safest sex now is done by text
And if I want the real thing there's always the net
I've met this gorgeous girl and I know just how to please her
It's easy enough, I just give her the number for my Visa
But I can't get a lump sum cause I've got no equity
And child benefit's not an option since I had my vasectomy
There's peadophile lesbian immigrants living in Sale
I know this is true cos it was in the Daily Mail
I'm waiting for a minor operation on the NHS
I've got more chance of buying an interactive VHS
Nobody goes on strike anymore, there's nobody on the pickets
They've all got fluorescent jackets now and they ask to see your tickets
Clubbers used to be on ecstasy having one huge weekend love in
Now they sit in the corner paralysed by ketamine
I went to the bank to see if they'd extend me overdraft
They took a look at me credit rating then they just laughed
I was gonna go to Downing Street and stick it to 'the man'
but that's not covered by my insurance plan
If you're wondering why my outlook seems so dark
That's what happens when you stop smoking and listen to John Cooper Clarke (Less)
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