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Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My... Well everyone, here is another classic I (More) Well everyone, here is another classic I researched online. If you get a chance, go search Jizz in My Pants on youtube. Adam Sandberg & Justin Timberlake did a remarkable sketch. This video here was a remake of that video. The timing, lyrics, video, music, was done to perfection. I wanted to give full credit to the ladies who conceived this video. Great Job & Thank you - Allen Elfman http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. We thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. A few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http://pantlessknights.com support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com and here's a link to download the free mp3! http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymo... CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis Beat by Ranidu Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel LYRICS: Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom I turn away, you start to pout AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse Help me please, I could use a towel cause I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Th (Less)
Christmas Is Cancelled (Part 2) The Claus Effect is BACK with another warning to (More) The Claus Effect is BACK with another warning to all you suckas trying to spread your holiday spirit. Starring Mark Cersosimo, Tim Styne and Michael A. Capasso. Filmed in 14 hours over 2 days in our native land of New York. Technical Specs // Camera: Canon 7D Lenses: Sigma 10mm, Canon 50mm, Sigma 18-200mm Editing: Final Cut Pro Grading: Magic Bullet Looks Burn Effects: Artbeats Film Clutter Digg It! digg.com/music/Christmas_Is_Cancelled_Part_2 On Buzzfeed: buzzfeed.com/markinhifi/christmas-is-cancelled-part-two-n19 YouTube Link: youtube.com/watch?v=g6hvWFpwkuo Download the MP3 (Free) markinhifi.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-is-cancelled-part-2 Watch Part One: vimeo.com/2564442 LYRICS ---------------------------------- Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs We're the gangsta santas, we're back And this time around we're causing heart attacks I'm Santa number one, about to end your fun When it comes to ruining Christmas, can’t be outdone I'm like Orville Redenbacher, you corn i'm gonna pop ya Don't try to fake me out, i'm gonna block ya Shock ya, rock ya, shishkabab ya A pointy stick right through your head, you better see a doctor Santa number two, yeah you know who I'm not the kind of Santa that you want to bump into You're lookin' way too happy this holiday season I'm gonna end it now and I don't need no reason I'll piss in your stocking, throw out all your presents Chop up your body into itty bitty segments Feed ‘em to my reindeer till they aint hungry anymore Then i'll go do the same to the family next door I'm Santa number three all up in this song I'm gonna tape your mouth shut, so don't try to sing along Your Christmas is over I came to destroy Santa one does the killing, santa two a decoy My job? In disguise, eat your cookies and pies Take your office supplies and then i'll devise Yet another plan to take all I can Then i'll jump out your window just like a stunt man I got a word or two for you and your crew To your family and friends you better bid a fond adieu I'll make you eat fondue with a gigantic kangaroo Tie some bricks up to your shoes and throw you into a pool Then i'll pull you out and in your eyes i'll rub in shampoo And i'll leave you out in the cold so you can catch the flu Swine Flu! Swine Flu! Swine Flu! Achoo! Yeah, it's comin' for you sucka! Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs I owe a couple hundred grand to my bookie I don't think he's gonna let me pay with milk and cookies I got 'em stockpiled after years and years I keep 'em next to my jars of children's tears I make 'em scream and cry and then I fly away On a motherfuckin' one horse open sleigh I come back a year later, do it over again Making kids cry is my moment of zen If you wanna knuckle up i'm putting you in a hearse I'm gonna make you curse, make you go berserk I run this fuckin' enterprise like Captain Kirk Through rain, sleet and snow I put my elves to work It's a full fledged sweatshop up at the North Pole But Christmas is cancelled, HARDEY HO HO HO! What I did to my elves, man, this really aint a shocker They’re Oompa Loompas now, I sold ‘em off to Willy Wonka Whoop Whoop! That's the sound of the Police I didn't leave no presents all up under your trees I left my fecal matter with a little bit of splatter And it doesn't even matter that I didn't clean up after You gotta see your face, man you're looking so forlorn I thought you'd enjoy picking out the bits of corn While it's stinking up your home, i’ll beat you black and bluish I’ll bet your wishing now that your family was Jewish (Shalom!) We're gonna kidnap your mother, kidnap your father Kidnap your cousins and your sister and your brother We'll feed 'em to some zombies, some reindeer zombies That's right, I said reindeer zombies Gonna wrap it up now, another year gone We'll be back next December with a brand new song With a little less love and a little less affection If I were you i'd file for witness protection Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs REEEMMIXX!! Christmas is cancelled, yes y’all you know it’s true We’re not Maroon 5, 311, B52’s Santas 1, 2 and 3 - Gangsta Santas - We guarantee To bring you lots of pain, pop you like some champagne We’re gonna ruin your whole day with our Christmas soiree You better watch out yo, you better not cry You better not pout and i’m tellin you why Cuz i’m gonna kill you.. I’m gonna kill you, kill you, kill you (Less)
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