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Video Mix 3 - Happy Feet - Singing Class Video Mix 3 - Happy Feet - Singing Class Dirty. Funny Video. Comment and Rate. Happy Feet Fack - (More) Video Mix 3 - Happy Feet - Singing Class Dirty. Funny Video. Comment and Rate. Happy Feet Fack - Eminem My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews Banger - Shi and Roy Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/superdrunkenpenguin ____________________________________________ Lyrics: (anymistakes, please send me a message with correction) Full lyrics soon. ---------- Fack [Intro] Ow Ow Ow Im Gonna Fucking Cum [Chorus] Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fuckin' come! (oh shit!) Fuuck fuck fuyyuccck (fuck I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) [Verse 1] (Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this, this bitch can twist like a damn contortionist condom on my dick of course it is, this bitch don't know what abortion is so I cant cum in her, fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna, fuck I'm gonna, come I think my rubbers comin' off, but oh its so fuckin wet and soft, fuck, i'm gonna start lettin' off im squirtin and shes not gettin' off, and shes on top im gonna fackin' ohh god, oh don't do that dont, stop, stop don't, I don't mean don't stop, oww wait a minute ow ow fuck I...I'm gonna fuckin comeee! *squirt squirt squirt* [Chorus] Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!) Fack fack fayyuccck (fuck I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) [Verse 2] Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now! Ow im so fuckin' hot, and you're soo fuckin' hot, oh my god, I wanna fackin' fack no not fuck, I said fack , f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee! Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky, lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny! And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave! Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am [Chorus] Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!) Fack fack fack (fuck I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) *Eminem mumbling* [Verse 3] Ok I'm done, I already came twice, you aint gonna make me cum, I'm all outta gas, Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass! Ow that hurts! Take it out now Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in this don't mean I'm gay I dont like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there, Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah, fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now, ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there, ow fuck I think it's stuck oww but it feels so fackin' good! [Chorus] Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!) I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!) Fack fack fack (fuck I am!) I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!) ---------- My Favorite Things Rain drops on roses, And whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles, And warm wollen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favorite things!! Cream colored ponies, and (taking the cloths off) and (getting licked up, woo) Doorbells and slaybells (69) with schnitzels and noodles. Wild (slow fucking till the crack of dawn) These are a few of my favorite things. When the (haah) bites, when the (aaaaaaah) stings. When i'm feeling (aah hhh aaah). I simply (just do) my favorite things, and then I feel so (aah hhh aaah) (ooh ooh) (soken wet) Rain drops on (yeah, uuhaaa) And whiskers on (pussy) Bright copper kettles, and warm (uuh uuh uuh) Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favorite things!! (give it to me now,give it to me now) Creme colored (yeah) and (uh uh) strudels Doorbells (uh) and slawbells (yeah) and with schnitzels and noodles (moans and screams, yeah) Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, these are a few of my favorite things!! Snowflakes that stay on my (woooo) and and (uh)lashes. silver white winters tha melt into springs these are a few of my favorite things!! When the (uh) bites, When the (yeah) stings, When im feeling (give it to me now, give it to me now, give it to me now) I simply remember my favorite things, And then I feel (right now lliaahaahaaa) __________ More Tags: remixed funny dark comedy parody dirty crazy halarious weird cool amazing penguin dance drums broadway musical underground rap new experimental edit fun effect winter snow (Less)
Please Be Mine:A Jonas Brothers love story:chapter 3 sorry this took SOOO long guys,ive been preety busy.lol.well i hope you didnt forget about this,if (More) sorry this took SOOO long guys,ive been preety busy.lol.well i hope you didnt forget about this,if you did go back to chapter 2 to sorry this took SOOO long guys,ive been preety busy.lol.well i hope you didnt forget about this,if you did go back to chapter 2 to refresh your memory.lol.hope you like it =D.
Claire,cathy,may:YES!!!
Jonasbrothers:great!:)
May:but-
Claire:WE-
cathy:Have to ask our parents first...
Jonasbrothers:ok..
*5 minutes later*
Cathy:I CAN GO!
Nick:great!:)
Claire:DIDO!
Kevin:cool
May:I..I..I cant go...
Joe:YE-WAIT WHAT!
May:hahaha,im only kidding i can go.lol.
Joea:ha,you almost got me there.lol.
May:=D
Kevin:so go pack up your stuff we will pick up tomorrow at 5:00 am.then we'll go straight to the airport.
the girls:ok
*next day,4:00 am,Cathy's house*
said ive been to the year 3000.not much has changed but they lived under-
Cathy:(turns off the alarm)ugh..i gotta get up..im so tired...
(Finally gets up,gets out her clothes and jumps into the shower.)
Cathy:(gets out of the shower)where are my clothes?(puts on towel)MATT!!!!!!!!
Cathy:(storms into mat's room)WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!!?!
matt(cathy's little bro):i dont know and i dont care.*smiles really cheesy*
Cathy:YES YOU DO!I SWARE IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY CLOTHES I'LL-
Mrs:hansen(their mom):what is goin on in here?its 4 am.
Cathy:THAT LITTLE DOOFIS OVER THERE TOOK MY CLOTHES AND HID THEM!!
Matt:Doofis?who are you calling a-
Mrs:hansen:just give her her clothes.*leaves room*
Matt:FINE!(digs under his bed and throws them at cathy)It was fun while it lasted*smiles*
Cathy:THANKS ALOT DORK NOW THEYR'E DIRTY!!!
Matt:your welcome.
Cathy:UGH!!!!(storms out of his room and slams his door,she then enters her room and finds a new outfit)
she then goes down staires and makes herself breakfast,she then sat down at the table and ate pancakes,eggs,and turkey bacon.
Cathy:(sees Matt)eew,its you.what do you want squirt?
Matt:nothin.*Cheesy smile*
Cathy:What did you do?
Matt:i said nothing.(runs away)
Cathy:whatever.
*ring,ring*
Cathy:(looks for cell phone but doesnt see it.)*ring,ring*
Cathy:ugh,were is it!(opens the fridge)
Cathy:(finds it there and picks it up)HELLO?*annoyed tone*
Nick:Hey,its nick,we are out-
Cathy:could you hold for a sec nick?
Nick:ok...
Cathy:OMG!OK THATS IT IM GONNA KILL YOU MATT!!!WHY DID YOU PUT MY FRIGGIN PHONE IN THE FRIDGE!?!?!
Matt:HAHAHA,HEY THAT RYMES!
Cathy:ITS NOT FUNNY YOUR GONNA BE DEAD ONCE I CATCH YOU!(runs after him,but trips and falls)UGH,YOU ARE SOO LUCKY I FELL!(brushes herself off,and picks the phone back up)
Cathy:Hello?
Nick:yea,what was that all about?
Cathy:nothing,just nothing.
Nick:ok,well we are all waiting for you outside in the car.
Cathy:ok,i'll be right there.(puts on her shoes)MOM IM LEAVING!(picks up her luggage)
Mrs:roberts:ok sweetie,i'll miss you bye hunny.(hugs her)
Matt:FINALLY.
Cathy:SHUTUP,BUT WHEN I COME BACK IM GONNA DEFINETLY MURDER YOU.
matt:(sticks his tounge at her)
Mrs.hansen:break it up kids.
Cathy:whatever.(opens the door and steps out,but comes back in cuz she forgot something)Oh.and matt i forgot something...(moves closer and closer to him)
Matt:what is it?...(moves back)
Cathy:THIS!(Chases after him,catches him and pulls his underwear over his head)
Matt:HEY!(struggles to take off his underwear of his head)
Cathy:HAHA,BYE SQUIRT!(gets her luggage,and walks out of the door and gets into the car.)
Cathy:hi peoplez.
Everyone:hey.
Kevin:What took you so long?
joe,nick,may,claire:Yea...
Cathy:nothing,just taking care of my little brother.
Kevin:ok,its 4:44 we are headed off to the airport.
*At the airport*
Claire:(struggles with her luggage because she brought all of her clothes since she couldnt decide on what to bring.)
Kevin:hey,you need help?
Claire:no,no,im fine.
Kevin:ok,are you sure you dont need any help?
Claire:ok,i guess i can use some help,thanks.*smiles*
Kevin:no problem*smiles back*
Crazy fan:OMG!!!!ARE YOU THE JONAS BROTHERS!
Other crazy fans:OMGGG!LETS GET EM!
Nick:uh,oh
May:RUNNNNN!!!
they ran all the way to the plane,but jb signed a few autographs and boarded the plane.
May:*sat in her V.I.P seating in the front of the plane were celebs sit*
Joe:*Pushed and ran through everybody and sat right next to may*
May:hey
Joe:hi
Kevin:uh,joe i think that is MY seat.
Joe:we'll, if you move your feet you lose your seat.
Kevin:UGH!!whatever!*sat next to claire*
Kevin:hi.
Claire:hey
*akward silence*
Claire:(tries to break the silence)sooo...this is nice.
Kevin:yea,V.I.P seating is preety fun.
With nick and Cathy
cathy:hey frobro(sits next to nick)
Nick:frobro?
Cathy:you like?
Nick:its ok i guess...
Cathy:ok?JUST ok?
Nick:FINE i luv it.
Cathy:=D
with joe and may
Joe:Im bored
May:mee 2.
Joe:(digs in his bag for his iphone when something drops on the floor)
May:*Giggles*WHATS THAT!?
WHAT DID MAY SEE!?!?WHAT IS JOE GONNA SAY?!?!LOL!FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE!LOL! (Less)
SYTYCS3a 2009-03-11 - extension: rar - parts: 3 - size: 238 MB
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