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Matt Static A promotional Video I was involve in making for comic book company Mam Tor Publishings.
V's original televised speech in comic book Enjoy V's original televised speech
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February 23rd, 1998: peak time
V: I suppose (More) V's original televised speech
Speech:
February 23rd, 1998: peak time
V: I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately. I'm afraid your work's been slipping, and, well I'm afraid we've been thinking about letting you go. Oh, I know, I know! You've been with the company for along time now. Almost... let me see, ten thousand years! My word, doesn't time fly? I remember the day you commenced your employment, swinging down from the trees, a bone clasped in your bristling fist. "Where do I start, sir?" You asked plaintively. I recall my exact words: "There is a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster," I said, smiling paternally the while. "Get sucking." Well we've certainly come a long way since then, haven't we? And yes, yes, you're right, in all that time you haven't missed a day.
Part two
V: Well Done, thou good and faithfull servant. Also please don't think I have forgotten about your outstanding service record, or about all of the invaluable contributions that you've made to the company. Fire, the wheel, agriculture... it's an impressive list, old timer. A jolly impressive list. Don't get me wrong. But well to be frank, we've had our problems, too. There is no getting away from it. It's your basic unwillingness to get on within the company. You don't seem to want to face up to any real responsibility, or to be your own boss. Lord knows you've been given plenty of opportunities. We've offered you promotion time and time again, and each time you've turned us down. "I couldn't handle the work, Guv'nor" you wheeled. "I know my place." To be frank, your not even trying are you? You see you've been standing still for far too long and it's starting to show in your work. And I might add in your general standard of behavior. The constant bickering on the factory floor has not escaped my attention, nor the recent bouts of rowdiness in the staff canteen. Then of course there's, hmmm well. I didn't really want to have to bring this up, but, well you see, I've been hearing some disturbing rumors about your personal life. No never mind who told me. No names, no pack drill. I understand that you are unable to get on with your spouse. I hear that you argue. I am told you shout. Violence has been mentioned. I am reliably informed that you always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all. And what about the children? It's always the children who suffer as you're well aware.
Poor little mites. What are they to make of it? What are they to make of your bullying, your despair, your cowardice, and all of your fondly nurtured bigotries? Really it's not good enough is it? And it is no good blaming the drop in the work standards upon bad management either, though to be sure the management is very bad. In fact let us not mince words, the management is terrible. We've had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic decisions. This is plain face. But who elected them?
It was you! You who appointed these people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I'll admit that anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous unproven machings. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was "no." You have no spine. You have no pride. You are no longer an asset to the company. I will, however, be generous. You will be granted two years to show me some improvement in your work. If at the end of that you are still unwilling to make a go of it,
You're fired. That will be all. You may return to your labours. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
Sorry about the crappy pictures I sent you.
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