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G-rade (The Rap) Gatorade (G-rade) is not only a drink, but a staple for Mr. Mike. He wakes up one morning, only to (More) Gatorade (G-rade) is not only a drink, but a staple for Mr. Mike. He wakes up one morning, only to discover there's no G-rade in the house. No lengths or bounds can defy when G-rade is the goal.
Cameo appearances by Johnny B and J-riz.
Lyrics:
Yo I wake up in the morning and my mind's all disarrayed,
I been tossing all night long while I dream of Gatorade
My thoat is parched and my stomach's in rage
Need nutrition before I get deranged.
I walk into the kitchen, pull open the door,
Gotta be quiet yo, everybody snore.
I'm as hungry as a camel, I need breakfast now,
I dont care about the why but I care about the how
when it comes to my food I dont need no lucky charms
It's G-rade in the a.m. or I'm setting off alarms.
Open the door look in and stare,
See a gallon of milk but the rest is just bare,
Everything's things in order all nicely displayed
Lettuce cabbage, mustard yo, but no Gatorade.
What the heck what the flip how could this be?
Somebody must be playing tricks on me.
The consequences start to make me feel dizzy.
Oh my goodneess who took my G-rade, you must be joking.
I cant believe this.
I got the sinking feeling that I been betrayed
My roommate asks me, would you like some lemonade?
What? You must be joking I wont drink that silly juice,
Next thing you know, I'll be playing duck duck goose.
No it's Gadorade, the G-rade yo
A caffeine free coffe puts the hammer on the slow
Aint no substitution, that what its got to be,
Without it I'm just a bit disfunctionality
Yo mike yo....XYZ. Oh my goodness!
Walk out the door jump in the car,
The mornin's cold, but my goals not far.
Turn the corner even run a red light,
This aint the dog and pony show, put up fight.
I pull at the HEB, everybody say hi to me
Yo Mr. Mike, yo how you be?
I'm doing ok, but my mind's a bit unclear,
I'm like kite without a string, I'm like a white tailed deer,
A deer you say now how could this be?
Why you gotta be rapping about the little bambi?
Yo let me clarify this analogy.
I'm a deer in the headlights I'm running through the snow
Jumping left and right with nowhere to go
I need a fix of Gatorade or my mind is going to blow.
Don't worry Mr. Mike now just come this way,
Everything here's better, yo that's our slo-gay
You been here before and you shop in style,
The G-rade you be lookin' for just down this aisle.
Just make yourself at home now just follow me
We'll take care of you yo, this is HEB.
Pull out my cart and get ready to start
the anticipication is thumpin' in my heart,
Follow my guide past the soup and the bread,
Visions of Gatorade just dancing in my head.
Past the lays, the mayonnaise and the salad oil,
They got the plastic wraps and shiny tin foil,
Scanning left and right, now I fearlessly toil,
Lookin for G-rade baby, gotta be loyal.
I was about to give up thinking all is lost,
My guide turns around says there it is boss.
I turn my head, cant believe my eyes,
I reach into my pocket, hand out a nobel prize,
Well deserved sir this is the promised land,
now you make yourself useful and give me a hand.
A rainbow colored wall of divine selections,
20 different flavors, with no imperfections.
I take my Gatorade and I put in my car.
My cargo is onboard but the ride is just too far
Pull up in the driveway and what a surprise,
Social security right before my eyes.
He ask me for my i.d. and he push me in a chair
This here's Texas son, we just dont care
Yo don't need it chief, now you just let me be
Pop up my trunk and shows my g-a-t
o-r-a-d-e. Hey Yeah.
I'm back at home now and my morning's complete
The adventure's over but not to repeat.
I can last an hour but not a whole day,
Put the G-rade in my veins and its here to stay. (Less)
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